Realm was an old online game I used to play, and these are screenshots of the people I met. My characters were RiceBall, MECHVatic, and Avtar2 - who was given to me. I would never have a number in my name.
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007.
This is just gay.
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Aby.
More proof that little babies play this game.
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Aenima a.k.a. IHATETOWNIES.
I see this too much. A newbie, no higher than level 20, who thinks he is a god. He wanted to fight me last night, but then "had to log." Today he refused, and tells me that I am the one backing down. Quite a retard. This does not amaze me.
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Allmightyone.
Don't say the d word.
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Aroura.
Aw, you mean we can't tell people to go to www.comp-u-geek.net? Why not? At least he talked is way out of it.
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Arrow.
I love when people do this.
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Arutha.
It helps to /t the right person. Arutha was trying to /t gidget, after we would not leave the EL TP. at 3am. Like we are really gonna clog it up at that hour.
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Asterix.
Don't put links to webpages with christmas themed sex toys in your bio.
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Asterix and LordKender.
Jesus. Asterix is even a moron when he is on his mortal toon.
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Bigfooter.
More retards hitting alt-f4.
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Biggears.
What a moron. This stupid newbie came to Troll Spit Tavern and talked a lot of crap for a little n00b. He was then taken out of town and killed about 20 times by SmallPox and myseslf (1 & 2). But.. It seems as if he still wanted more, and came back the next night and had another go (3). This time Rasscle rusted and incined all his items, while I killed him a few times.
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BlindAngel.
OMFG this is the biggest moron ever. SmallPox tried to join her group and she came and casted Defenslessness on him so he casted it back and she continued to make herself look stupid. She deserves the "biggest freaking moron ever" award. Someone needs to go back to first grade and learn to spell.
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BrianMiami.
Some little moron who likes to say he will fight you then flee over and over when he jumps you. He also seems to delight in dispelling me any time he sees me. He comes up with some radical things to call me.
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Ciarann.
No, I don't need a "warm body" for my group.. homosexual.
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ClownBarron.
This is not how you go about getting a date.
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DEWRAITH.
....look at his armor. He was trying to sell that on 5.
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Dmonweed.
He's not really a moron, but we had to add him just because he was scared that we would.
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DongZaho.
Hi, my name is DongZaho and I can't speak english at all. IStartFires had a wonderful conversation with this person. Look, you can laugh at ISF too :]
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DudeWheresMyCar.
Do I have to even explain why this guy is getting up here? I thought not.
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Elfwin.
He was gonna "pimp out" his chick to me for gold.. He also called IStartFires the coolest insult I've ever seen... IStartCars.. ;p Sadly I don't have a screen shot of that.
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Gaz.
Uh oh, he was gonna report SmallPox for calling him a moron.
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Girion & Greyfool.
Hahahahahaha. etc.
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GLORFINDLE & Sidian.
Wow, nice come back, Sidian.
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Goes2.
Lets make fun of RiceBall then run off the screen before he can say anything back.
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Incomprehension.
Just your average loser.
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Jane2 a.k.a. Chickenlegs.
Friend to Biggears. Refused to fight us the first night, but Stench and myself took her on a tour of snake pit when she came back the next night.
Update
: Chickenlegs was such a flamer than Theruvian suspended her. I guess mods are good for something.
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Je.
I don't know what this guys problem was. He started dropping his newbie armor and told us not to take it. Of course, we did. He got a little pissed.
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Jessicca.
When people beg to be on the page, I know we've got something special.
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JustinTyme.
Hi, I am a mod and I don't know a damn thing about choking toons.
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KingofDreams.
Learn to use /t. It can help a lot in your day to day realm dating.
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Klod & Xender.
They said they would fight me, then put me on ignore and never showed. But they are gonna do a drive by on my house. I better watch out :(
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KyleV.
This idiot was at the EL TP asking people to go out with him. My guess is he is around 12 years old.
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LilEllerBush.
He thought I would let him wear my glowies for a second ;p Idiot.
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LilFruit.
The name alone tells you he is gonna get made fun of all the time.
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Liljimmy.
More from Vomit.
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Link2.
Here, we have someone who is no more than 13 years old, and can't spell anything correct. This is his wonderful bio.
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LittleT.
You have to love this bio. And I am pretty sure he is talking about me and my friends.
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LittleT.
Another wonderful bio, thanks to LittleT.
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LittleT.
More stupid remarks from LittleT.
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LizLuv.
Stop wearing brown, its racist. This is WarriorGiant from a long long time ago. :]
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Lolitta & Norwood.
SeVeNDuSt sent me this. Just look at it.
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LordVader.
I laughed at LordVader for hours over this. It looks like his real life ex just gave him a kick in the face. Not literally.. Just read it.
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Lyssie a.k.a TheBlueBullet a.k.a ManyColors a.k.a A God Damn Moron.
Lyssie was a lame newbie who made fun of me back when I was 500+ and refused to fight me. Then she came back a few months later as TBB and said she was sorry for teasing me and all this BS. Anyway, then she comes on as ManyColors with the same armor as Lyssie, and told my friend to give her his realm password or she would pick pocket him. People as retarded as Lyssie should not be allowed to own computers. Elin took it upon herself to rename ManyColors armor so no one would mistake her for Lyssie, since MC swears she is not Lyssie.
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Malynn and her group.
Hi, we like to hunt in Targoths without closing our group so we can be joined by SmallPox and summoned back to town.
Update:
While I was looking on the realm message board, I noticed a post were people were whining about being joined and summoned places. Look who was complaining.(2)
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MarthaStewert.
Can't even explain this.
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Mona.
The realm Prostitute. She said she would get naked for 500k so I asked what I get for 20 million. Heres what she said.
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Morons.
2 screenshots of a nice list of retards courtesy of SmallPox.
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Morrigann and Yorick.
I found this funny for one reason or another.
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My Reputation.
Okay. So I type /join1 this morning, and the first thing I see is IHATETOWNIES running his mouth about me, saying some pretty nasty things. it seems that I have done this myself quite a few times and build up a reputaion, as Kikk seems to think that it was me. Sorry I didn't get what he said, I just got Kikk's reaction.
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NOONOO.
He wanted "halp" so I told him if he got naked and ran around town yelling poop, I'd "halp" him.
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OGITH a.k.a. HAMILTON a.k.a. RIBITZEEKNERBIT or some shit like that.
Everyones favorite moronic giant. The one who yells "GONE" whenever he teleports and likes to say HA HA LOOZER SO (alt+7). Anyway, I tried for an hour to get him to fight me, but he would not. He did however MM me his phone number and said I won't try anything. Thats what he thinks.
Update: I have been told by many people who have called OGITH to bitch him out, that you get a message saying something like "this person will not accept your call."
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Princessliz.
We must stop 10 year olds from playing realm, honestly.
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RDragon.
He isn't an idiot, but this was funny. Leaflock claims another victim.
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Realm Team.
Nimbz got sus'd for a year and two weeks. Way to go, RT.
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RiceBall & Fifl.
Fifl points out that we are lame. For those who don't know, Fifl was InsaneKitty. The old one.. The real one. The one who got me into pvp... Pvp'ing with Fifl and Lynx.. Those were the best days of my life. Oh well. He sent me this old screenshot from a long time ago ;p Thats GBFireLynx with us. If anyone knows what happened to him, let me know plz.
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Seed.
Hi, I run two accounts and try to be funny.
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ShawnArrows.
I PK'd him so he said he was gonna quit realm. Boo hoo.
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Sheqi.
Christ, Sheqi is at it again..
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SirZack.
Thanks, Vomit.
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Snakeikle a.k.a. Catikle a.k.a. Imaretardikle.
Note to self : If I ever plan on scamming, I shouldn't tell everyone I'm a scammer. SmallPox told Kevin to come shoot him because he is a flamer. It's sad that Kevin didn't.
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Snape.
Okay, maybe you can be dumb enough to drink a Potion of Death, but if you drink two in a damn row, you are just plain retarded.
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Spudly.
Aenima's friend. Its a shock he even has any. DTLP and I made very short work of this idiot. He didn't even do any damage. He kept trying to cast some spell and it kept failing.
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StarFury.
Guides sure get pissy when you are faster than them at answering questions.
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Stench and Grudge.
If you run 2 accounts, have twin toons, and hold converasions between them, it's really time to get your life in order. Living with your parents when you are 24 is rather lame as well.
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SuZZaN.
She was dropping long swords called "The Wrath" - - She's a smart one.
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TartNTiny.
This one is classic. PunKGuYPND told TartNTiny that if she cybered him in wen chappel, he would give her his account. TnT thinks she's gonna get an account. Okay, so you probably think PunK is sick right? Well, he was doing this to take screen shots of her, and sell them. I find that pretty damn funny. If anyone missed this when it happened, here it is. Gotta love the line TnT says at the end.. "This can't be happening.."
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TAWSka.
This is old. It's not him being dumb, but I had to add it anyway just for the hell of it.
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Tegid.
Some moronic idiot who started calling me a newbie because I told someone that typing /yescombat gives you free gold. I asked him to fight me but he declined. As expected... He was still being a retard about a week later, and he still will not fight me. He has gotten a bit smarter though, as zootic points out.
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TheKat.
This screenshot proves that we have 7 year olds playing the Realm.
Update
: Elin told me that TheKat admited to being Lyssie. This does not come as a shock.
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Theruvian.
He yelled at Make7upYours for using the Flaming Queer Detector and having a bad bio.. Sad.
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Theruvian.
Theruvian never seems to lack stupid comments.
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The Sword.
I forget who this was, but some newbie asked me to chant his sword. I just casted str and dex on it. Without casting Enchant first.. Then I renamed it. He didn't even notice.
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TheWizzy.
Just look..
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Vortex2000.
Even he thinks he is retarded.
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VyCious.
Tackle hugging. Gross. Where's my baseball bat?
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Weelan.
I wish my bio was this cool.
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WickedCow a.k.a WickedC0w.
This is just damn lame.
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WrenTheWarrior.
"I will fight you for your love." By the way, he lost in one round.
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Xara.
I don't even remember what this screen shot is, and I'm too lazy to open it and check. It's probably Xara making a fool out of him/herself.
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Yvonna.
I am a pvp'er. Thanks for the info, Yvonna.
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Zatkiel.
Teaching newbies how to use emotes is fun.
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Zyrangiel.
Long story... He kept remaking toons, and not changing his engravings. Said he was 43, had 3 girl friends and was a black belt. I kept catching him in his lies.
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Misc Crap No One Cares About.

Anti-Sheqi! 1 - 2 - 3 - 4
Ha. I hate you, Sheqi.
#4 done by Rick.

Glowie King Kilrog.
I'm sure no one cares, but I saw a GM putting on boots to change his color so I asked him to wear glowies.

Gold Nugget at 90%.
Um.. Yeah.

Head Of Death.
Just incase no one as seen the HoD yet.

RiceBall Drawing.
Someone on Realm did this for me. I can't remember who, because it was like 2 years ago. Sorry, whoever.

Sitting at the TP.
This isn't edited. It was an old bug that I don't think works anymore. This screen shot is old as hell.

Size Bug.
RiceBall is as tall as a giant. Most people know his trick.

Tavern.
I got bored, so I heavily edited Troll Spit Tavern with paintbrush. I mispelled LM's name too. Oops.